Viagra One-liner Jokes

• Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
• Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
• Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
• New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to rise right up.
• A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: "Who put Viagra in the thermometer?"
• Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name "Pepperidge Firm".
• A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
• Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
• It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great -- but you look like Don King, afterward.