Viagra One-liner Jokes

• Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat
• Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
• A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
• New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to rise right up.

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's.

Lady: "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table."

Doctor: "I'm sorry. We didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

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Lady: "Naah...that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

• A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
• A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
• Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."
• It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great -- but you look like Don King, afterward.